I'm thankfully precise distant from the superior these days, but Edwin volition occasionally regale the greeting gathering with acheronian fables astir however overmuch a pint present costs successful London. He'll stumble connected to camera, his eyes bloodshot and breathing heavy, and we'll each cognize he's traded a caller captious organ for a swift half. Occasionally he'll dart his caput astir to the dependable of banging astatine the doorway past instantly dive retired of the window, and we'll commune for his harmless instrumentality aft outrunning The Bad Teapot gang, who helium borrowed £8000 from successful 2006 for a lukewarm integrative beaker of Carling with a dormant wasp floating successful it. Sounds bleak down there.
As such, I would not blasted anyone southbound of the Severn-Wash for resorting to the stealth puzzle portion stealing antics we find successful Sipssassin. You play a bald, sharply dressed sneak thief. Your mission, should you take to judge it, is to ne'er wage for different portion arsenic agelong arsenic you live. There are immoderate nonsense lore reasons astir wherefore it's really bully and chill that you're half-inching everyone's tipples but that conscionable makes it little fun, honestly. Here's a trailer.
Many classical stealth tricks are disposable to you. Disguising yourself arsenic a information guard. Hiding successful a cardboard box. Burying yourself successful a ridiculously-placed hay bale. Putting a moose caput implicit your victim's eyes truthful they can't spot you pinch their margarita. As with classical Hitman, determination are besides a enactment of mundane objects to bonk radical with, stunning them truthful you tin marque a getaway. You're not confined to conscionable Agent 47's disappointing son, either. You'll besides unlock different characters, 1 of which is Agent 47's overmuch little disappointing son, a horrible goose.
There are 4 crippled modes successful all. 'Sipstraction' tasks you simply with stealing six drinks past scoring you connected however galore times you were discovered. In 'Happy Hour' you'll request to combo guzzle arsenic galore ill-gotten bevvies arsenic imaginable successful a 2 infinitesimal clip limit. 'Drinkvesitage' involves a "special tracking activity", and there's besides an exploration escaped roam mode, wherever you'll instrumentality connected broadside quests and conscionable characters. I'll fto bully mate Steam picture the features. That's conscionable bully concern sense, that.
- 25 playable characters to unlock
- 5 unsocial missions with hidden secrets
- 4 chiseled crippled modes to beryllium your Sipssassin abilities
- Over 60 antithetic drinks to drink
- Lots of NPCs to bargain drinks from
- 6 Legendary Drinks that assistance peculiar powerfulness up abilities
- 6 Special Gadgets that assistance you beryllium a sneaky small guy
- 50 collectible shards to find and rebuild the Chalice of Destiny
- Disguises to summation entree to restricted areas
- Wacky characters to conscionable and speech to
- An alternate magnitude video crippled league called "Yeet3"
- A ace agelong straw truthful you tin portion your neighbor's milkshake
- Fun
Sipsassin is owed retired connected May 2nd, 2025. No terms details, yet. Slightly much than a wasp pint, presumably.